12 Fashion Lessons from Arrested Development

This show was/is amazing. That Bluth Family sure knows how their style do’s and dont’s. Read on to make sure you don’t become the, “laughing stock of the boardwalk.”

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IMG_0848 IMG_0846 IMG_0844 1. If anyone you know has an odd obsession with cutoffs, don’t ignore the signs: they’re not just “really into cutoffs”, they might be a Never Nude. There are dozens of them. Dozens!

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2. This is probably not the best outfit to wear to a family member’s funeral no matter how attractive you think the catering staff are. It’s probably not a good thing to wear to a prison visit, either.

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3. If you keep bragging to your employees about your [hundred/thousand] dollar suit, you will alienate them.

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4. When you inevitably alienate them, take off the business suit and put on a banana suit to show your fun side.

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5. Try to avoid wearing fur when there’s a wolf on the loose or if you’re dating a gun nut…

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6. Always have a spare change of formal clothes in the car lest you end up looking like a child when you’re actually trying to impress someone you like.

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7. Don’t worry about comparing your successes to your siblings. They may have the looks/brains/charm, but you have the high-fastening pants.

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8. A good staple outfit is slacks with a short-sleeved dress shirt with an eye-catching print.

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9. If you’re hiding your fugitive parent in your attic, remove all maternity clothing and costumes lest they use them as a disguise, or to otherwise persuade you to their line of thinking.

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10. If you ignore your child, they will act out. Sometimes, it’s in the form of odd gifts, sometimes they act out by destroying your furs.

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11. If you participate in any sort of pageant or festival where you are required to wear a costume, stick to the required costume or you will destroy the integrity of the show in horrible ways.

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12. Never trust your brother who was formerly an adult entertainer to provide you with any sort of proper uniform for a formal event…

 

 

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